Imaginary Friends

They say it is normal for a child to have an imaginary friend. My childhood was far from normal, but I admit, I did have an imaginary friend; his name was Skaw Kaw. He still comes around to visit me, useulally to offer encouragment in times of trouble. He is over fifty years old now, and still a great buddy. He introduces me to new imaginary friends, the last one he brought by is Felicia. It is always a positive thing in your life to have an imaginary girlfriend, especially during nights when you can't sleep.