If a group of dogs is a pack, and a group of lions is a pride, then a group of house cats has gotta be an "uppity"!
I saw a lady with 2 kids today. One was bigger than the other. Brother and Sister? I asked?" "No, twins", she said. Why is the boy so much bigger? I asked. "He always fed on the right." she answered.
- ▼ 2010 (26)